This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
please come you make the beer taste better
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
you mean i was at the winter classic?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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