"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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