I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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