On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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