I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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