Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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