im about as happy as oj after his trial
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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