Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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