I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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