North Korea, Best Korea!
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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