just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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