i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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