Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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