Can Purell be used as lube?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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