Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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