He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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