there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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