Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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