I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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