I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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