who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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