i just google imaged poop.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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