You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
