ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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