sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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