He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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