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  • 97 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:46am

    1220 bitch you're about to go down on me and you don't even know it yet. Suck my clit.

  • 91 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:30am

    ^ You rock. 11:11, 12:20, and texter FTW

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:14pm

    So you were going to force him upon you, or could you tell he was inevitably going to eat you out?

  • 99 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:21pm

    who says this text is from a "she"?

  • 93 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:11pm

    10:37....seriously? You are a douche. PHX

  • 95 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:39pm

    I wish I was the guy in that situation, as long as you have a clean one. good night

  • 87 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12am

    guys who love doing it are so hottttttttttttttt. turns me on just thinking about it :]

  • 89 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:33pm

    my guy goes down on me at least 4 times a week. he loves it!

  • 79 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:39am

    Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.

  • 90 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:08am

    i do it to my GF all the time

  • 78 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:49pm

    thats like me telling my ex girlfriends new bf what hes about to do....i creamed in that bitch for 5 years......enjoy!!! lol

  • 91 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:20pm

    all of you girls are WHORES! now get on your knees and do fellate me

  • 78 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:14am

    i was "good night" # 1112. the gods hate me.

  • 85 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:27pm

    Sounds like a voice over from The Wonder Years: The porn years

  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:37pm

    absolutely not. unless shes your gf there is no reason that you should.

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:53am

    ahhh gotta love dallas...

  • 78 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:19am

    hmmmm, so its the thought of ensuing lipping and tonguing that turns the girls on....who'da thunk it?

  • 78 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 7:06pm

    FIRST and ha ha good night.

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 10:56pm

    ha i love guys who love doing it.

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:40pm

    my ex b/f did it all the time, he loved it.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:14pm

    Eww to the one above this.

  • 79 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:43am

    I actually think this could have been from a guy. The other night a guy friend of mine went to the bar, and ended up hooking up with another guy! So i could totally see that guy saying this...cuz he told my friend "You have to admit I'm a total badass. You went to the bar lookin for chicks and I got u back to my place suckin my dick."