I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
