When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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