and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize