Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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