What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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