You surviving the open bar?
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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