Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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