Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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