I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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