It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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