I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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