Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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