I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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