Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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