just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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