so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
