grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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