He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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