Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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