their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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