I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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