'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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