was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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