I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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