he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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