Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The power of my boobs compel you
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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