So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
A+ Viking dick
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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