yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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