the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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