So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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